The Children have instituted a good cop/bad cop routine
recently. While Boy Child is hoarding weapons
and instilling fear into Actual Mom in Florida about his personal
safety, like a CNN news report, Blondie is complimenting me on my choice of
morning apparel (an old robe)and refilling my water glass on her own accord.
Good Child/Bad Child. It is my personal belief that Blondie is using a distract
and confuse method to keep me off balance. Though, when she filled my water, I
was cooking bacon. Perhaps the way to appeasing The Children is through food.
Case in point: 18 granola bars disappeared yesterday. No sign of crumbs or wrappers. They are
either stocking up food to feed an army or this is a not so subtle statement
about my cooking.
Conclusion: The confusion tactic seems to be working. I am
now doubting the awesomeness of my bacon wrapped chicken dinner that I served
the night before. Are they starving children or is this simply the prep phase
of Boy Child's Urban Warfare? Either way, I need more wine.
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