The events recorded herein are true and accurate to the best
of the writer's ability. The people mentioned are, in fact, actual people. The Players of this summer's drama include : Blondie - blue-eyed, blonde hair eight-year old step-daughter, Boy Child - five-year old step-child full of life and laughter, 'Mater - The Children's father and my long-term boyfriend.
Day 1 Captain's Log - SITREP
Boy Child ate 11 pieces of gum today and deposited them
throughout the house. Under intense interrogation, he copped the child's
version of pleading the 5th ( "I don't know" ) to the whereabouts of
the remaining nine missing, but chewed, pieces of gum. During a search of Boy
Child's living quarters, a la Hans Blix style, a cache of Double Mint gum was
discovered in a drawer. Discussions about ownership and telling the truth
ensued shortly thereafter. The location of the gum and weapons of mass
destruction are, to this date, still unknown.
Conclusion: More data must be collected. There is a
possibility the Boy Child may be a genius at Urban Warfare.
More to follow.
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